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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Political Science for Dummies 101







Political Science for Dummies 101



DEMOCRAT You have two cows.Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.


REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?


SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.




BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE


You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.You sell one, lease it back to yourself, and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.


FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.


JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.



ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.Life is good.



RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.






TALIBAN CORPORATION





You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.






IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows.They are both kidnapped and are in hiding. Insurgents send you radio tapes of their mooing.




BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish.The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Boogie Jam with Ray Charles, Jerry Lee, Fats Domin

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe5w0_ray-charles-jerry-lee-lewis_music

I am really bad with videos, but it doesn't get any better than this jam session
HOLY MOLY.. have a great Friday
Got it from Neil,, co blogger..


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x968a_kool-the-gang-jungle-boogie-live
wow..

Kool and gang seriously rocking out,, recorded in France.
TGIF..
http://believablelies.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Free Bird

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Lynard+Skinnard%27s+Free+Bird+&fr=yfp-t-501&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8
for posterity's sake, I thinki Lynnard Skinnard got it right
Free Bird,, lord I can't change.. got it right the first time..
sorry Obama,, Lynnard Skinnard is CHANGE I CAN believe in..

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Patrick Henry REDUX


yep back to elementary school literally my motto. and I don't think Obama gets it, but he will

Monday, June 16, 2008

World's biggest Carbon footprint


HELLO

WE need change? Al Gore,, like I have said before the pundits said,, a third grader taking earth science could have put together An Inconveniet Truth.. wow talk about super sour grapes

and I wonder what his cholesterol level is? We need change .. so the Democratic party is on the super fast track for self destruction.. regardless of what David Gergen says,, because when we want REAL political information get Henry Kissinger on there., other than that I don't want to hear it, and I especially don't want to hear from the 20 and 30s Twitter generation who weren't even a twinkle in anybody's eye,, who consider the conflict, (sic) in Viet Nam a history lesson having learned from the political and constitutional and historical revisionist,, enough diatribe

how about this one? Well, is it said Winston Churchill was a bipolar ego maniac apparently in order to "work in the global political arena" one needs to have a touch of that, a ton of money and be an ultra rich liberal media supported Democrat.

OH WELL .. and so now .. here I give to you Al Gore.. and the internet,, more fun to come

can you see it now, Al Gore and the internet, Obama with his flip phone and smoking cigars in the Andrew Jackson room and Michele Obama having face to face with Oprah,, talking about sending a couple Billion black hole of AIDS infested Africa and then there is meeting with all of world despots coming up.. let's see now what can that be called: The People's G-12 meetings?

HELLO