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Well,, I am late on my cards,, the turkey is still thawing,, place is a wreck
can't find the stockings to hang,,
no presents are wrapped.. all are in the original bag and all the receipts are lost too..
I stubbed my toe, and I have new grey hair,, all over my body now,, before it was confined to the chin area..:)
and I am built like the Snowlady now .. people used to think I had a boob job
but now that the boobs are near the waist,, all myths have been debunked
Let's see.. so what else is new....
- my piggy bank was robbed by Uncle Sugar
- all my friends are over 55 now, those who made it through the last decade:)
- Those who are still with us carry a separate briefcase to disguise the daily pill despenser and other medical devices,, diapers, oxygen, canes, or walkers as a computer devices and IPODs or a laptop. No one will notice the tubes hanging out of the briefcase,, it may be mistaken for a computer cable now that everyone has reading glasses and regular glasses; transition lenses and bi/or tri focals.
- And if it is dark enough outside it won't matter anyway, because everyone will be at home making sure the pharmicist didn't make an error on the pill count.
One a Eureka note:
Now I finally understand about Rudolf's RED NOSE lighting up the way--Santa had a serious night vision problem along with diabetes and a weight problem that is why he needed a whole TEAM of Rheindeer. yeh.
Wow, it feels so good to close to sixty so I can put all of this in perspective. :)
Love ya
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year..for real
