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Showing posts with label Santa Health Issues finally revealed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Health Issues finally revealed. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Merry Christmas and Happier New Year.







Well,, I am late on my cards,, the turkey is still thawing,, place is a wreck
can't find the stockings to hang,,




no presents are wrapped.. all are in the original bag and all the receipts are lost too..



I stubbed my toe, and I have new grey hair,, all over my body now,, before it was confined to the chin area..:)





and I am built like the Snowlady now .. people used to think I had a boob job


but now that the boobs are near the waist,, all myths have been debunked





Let's see.. so what else is new....
  • my piggy bank was robbed by Uncle Sugar
  • all my friends are over 55 now, those who made it through the last decade:)

  • Those who are still with us carry a separate briefcase to disguise the daily pill despenser and other medical devices,, diapers, oxygen, canes, or walkers as a computer devices and IPODs or a laptop. No one will notice the tubes hanging out of the briefcase,, it may be mistaken for a computer cable now that everyone has reading glasses and regular glasses; transition lenses and bi/or tri focals.

  • And if it is dark enough outside it won't matter anyway, because everyone will be at home making sure the pharmicist didn't make an error on the pill count.

One a Eureka note:

Now I finally understand about Rudolf's RED NOSE lighting up the way--Santa had a serious night vision problem along with diabetes and a weight problem that is why he needed a whole TEAM of Rheindeer. yeh.

Wow, it feels so good to close to sixty so I can put all of this in perspective. :)


Love ya
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year..for real